Posts : 155 SWE Points! : 178 Reputation : 12 Join date : 2011-10-22 Age : 32 Location : Equestria SWE Status : 1-1 My thrusting ways will go on
Subject: CZ Thrust is a Must Sun Oct 23, 2011 6:26 pm
For the first time in SWE, the theme song of the man 'Too Sexy for Free TV' plays throughout the arena. After a few seconds of nothing, the anticipation builds, but finally CZ Thrust steps out from the backstage area, and onto the entrance ramp. Wearing skin tight clothing, bedazzled from head to toe, making him shine like a vampire from Twilight, and an oddly huge bulge in his skin tight pants, Thrust slowly walks to the ring, blowing kisses to random people in the crowd, much to their delight. And even though they might not like to admit it, a bunch of the male fans' pants just got tighter.
Finally in the ring, CZ Thrust begins to thrust his hips back and forth slowly while reaching down into his pants. The censors are ready as they fear the worst is about to happen, but instead CZ Thrust pulls out a microphone from down there. The bulge in his pants oddly got bigger though, it seems as if the mic was just holding down his 'ding ding dong.' "Ladies, and more ladies.... but also Gentlemen, I introduce to you, the sexiest thing you will ever see in your life!" CZ thrusts his pelvic region some more, much to about 97% of the crowd's delight, and disgust to the other 3%. "I originally had vignettes taped to hype my debut, but according to the company officials, sex tapes are not the same as vignette tapes, but have no fear, you can now see them on porn sites everywhere." With that said CZ Thrust gives a very sexy wink to the crowd, and as he moves his head, the lip gloss on his lips can be seen shining in the light.
"I am here in SWE to fight and delight, and I know that might make some men, women, and Hana Brightly a little 'thrustrated' but that's the way it's going to be! Just like me on my stripper pole, I'm heading straight to the top, and nothing's going to stop me, because in the Thrust we Trust!" As those words are spoken, CZ Thrust drops the mic, and does a little thrust over it before his music hits one more time, and he heads to the back.
TRE|MisterCross Officially Sinister
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Subject: Re: CZ Thrust is a Must Sun Oct 23, 2011 6:31 pm
OOC - LMAO this is my favorite SWE Promo so far Kept me entertained. Keep up the good work!
Matthew Moore Rising Forum Star
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Subject: Re: CZ Thrust is a Must Sun Oct 23, 2011 7:17 pm
OCC: LMAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what Tre said !!!!!!
Subject: CZ Thrust is a Must 
Sun Oct 23, 2011 6:26 pm
