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PostSubject: "No Female Championship!? Really? Really. Really!?"   Thu Oct 20, 2011 3:00 pm

"Of course. It had to happen. It just had to happen. It wouldn't be a conspiracy without it!... BASTARDS. Yes, you see... I have finally resurfaced in the wrestling scene... Some people may say "Violet who?" But they know it. Oh, how they know me, alright! But that's beside the point. I arrive here at "Sinister Wrestling Entertainment (yeah, my eyebrow went up, too) and I find out one thing that really sticks out: there is NO championship for any woman, whatsoever! The boys can wear shiny gold around their waists, but a female would have to only watch! Here's where the conspiracy theory comes in... I already know whos behind this indecency. Yes, it was "them." Oh, "they" always get their way. I come sooo close to exposing "they're" evil-doing, and ever since, "they've" been wanting to take me down. Allow me to elaborate...

General Mills. These bastards didn't think I'd ever notice what their scheme was, but I caught on, alright. It was just too big to miss. See, someone at General Mills thought it would be a good idea to kill off Bob and Quello from their Cinammon Toast Crunch home... Why?? That's the million dollar question. Who decided for Wendell to hog all the spotlight?? No no, I sat through the whole Cookie Crisp ordeal, in which Cookie Jarvis got severely gang raped to death by The Cookie Crisp Crook, Chip the Cookie Hound, and Officer Crumb... And even they suffered the same fate when Chip the Wolf was introduced! No, I told myself if such a horrifying turn even should happen again, I would not stand by. I WILL have my retribution. The spirit of Bob and Quello live on, and it fuels me."


Violet is seen in her dimly lit locker room, pacing back and forth. Contemplating her next move. It was planned out already, that part was taken care of. The thing is... would she actually go through with it? This was Violet's theory: Since General Mills actually thinks they will be able to take her down, they must all be druggies. Therefore, they must be under the influence constantly. She figured General Mills relied heavily on their drugs because when people are under the influence, they seem more focused on things, and some are able to see things others can't. So, since General Mills must obviously be near by, they must have a secret base somewhere... Hidden in a spot where the most spaced out of spaced out junkie can spot on a random moment.

That's where Violet's dilemma comes in. Her mentality was "to beat the enemy, you must become the enemy." That's why, while pacing her room, she kept her eyes locked on the object that rested on her table: a joint. Nothing special, just a regular, rolled up, dime sac. But would she really lose a couple of brain cells just to avenge those she once idolized? You're damn right she would.

Violet stops pacing and her face forms a serious glare. Shifting her eyes left and right, she then squints them.


"...I know you can hear me. I don't know the type of technology you're fully capable of, but I know somehow, you're seeing my every move. I want to let you know, you won't be on top forever. Do you hear me? Im coming for you." Violet picks up the joint and pulls out a lighter from her pocket. "I do know how you BASTARDS like to work though. Brainwashing the people I work with to get to me? Dirty. Psh. I'm not surprised." Flicking the lighter on, Violet begins lighting the tip of the joint. "Look how weak you look right now. You're seeing everything I'm doing. You're seeing me begin part one of infiltrating your base, yet you're doing nothing. That tells me a lot about you right now. You better belive what's happening IS happening... BASTARDS!"

With the joint's tip already lit, Violet begins puffing. One puff, exhale. Bigger puff, exhale, followed by coughing. She remained stubborn, though. She went back to puffing it immediately after every few seconds she coughed. About nearly half an hour later, the joint was gone. Violet was slouched on the hotel room couch, eyes sleepy, pink, and glossy. She shifts her eyes again. "...Oh, yeah. I'm ready. I'm coming you... idiots." Violet sounded really lazy, her voice almost a slur. She groggily gets herself off the couch and heads out the door, her step nearly a wobble.

Walking down the hallway on her way out of the arena, Violet passes by a few people who worked at the same building. One noticed her stumble and raised an eyebrow. Violet saw them, and her lazy eyes became angry.


"I'm not here! Do not interfere with top authority business, innocent bystander..."

The man who worked there happened to be doing room service for a few of the rooms. Violet noticed the food on the cart, and her stomach growled. She sees the first thing that catches her eye, a big strawberry frosting cupcake. She takes it and takes a savage bite of it.

" Mfm *munch* you may carry *smack* on with your business *gulp* citizen."

Violet enters the elevator, leaving a dumbfounded bell hop with one less cupcake, and heads on down to the lobby.

Once outside the arena, Violet began scanning the area in the cold night. Not really looking at anything, but that's how her plan was supposed to work. General Mills' secret base would HAVE to be in the most random, obscure, and isolated location. People walking around her were giving her odd looks and disapproving stares. Wouldn't you, if you saw a squinting pot head, focusing on nothing in particular? "Man... The bozos at GM must have built some fierce immunity with this influence... I can't see a thing..."

Violet keeps waddling further, until she spots a street rat on the street. It was munching on what looked like a box of "...GOLDEN GRAHAMS!! I FOUND YOU GENERAL MILLS!!" This shouting alerted more people, who just shook their heads at the poor girl.

Violet also alerted the rat, who ran off with the piece of cereal box in its mouth. Violet shoves the rest of her cupcake in her mouth, and started chasing it until it made a turn into an alley. Violet stops before entering the alley and leans herself against the wall that lead into the alley. Peeking her head just past the wall, she could see in it. There the rat was, near a dumpster, still chewing on the box. ("I HAVE YOU NOW...")

Violet gets on all fours and slowly begins crawling into the alley, quickly going behind a trash can. She peeks from behind it and sees the rat still unaware of her. With a wide grin, Violet begins crawling closer, and closer, until...

"GOTCHA!!"

The rat begins squriming in her hands as Violet laughed villainously. She then grit her teeth angrily and began shaking the rat. "Ok, General Mills, I know you're in there!! Why are you targeting SWE!! How can I deactivate your mind control device!! Where will you strike next, answer me!!!" The rat was ironically scared beyond belief. Its grizzly squeaks and disturbing thrashing wasn't enough for Violet to let go of her grip.

"Huh?? What was that?? Not gonna talk, huh!? I got ways of making people talk!!"

Just as Violet was going to pull her lighter out, for God knows what, a flyer that was dancing in the wind ends up smacking Violet in the face. She shrieks and lets go of the rat, which ends up scampering away. "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME!!" Violet removes the flyer from her face and reads it.

"SWE Presents... Luke Lethal? Sinister Wrestling Entertainment's proud World Champion??" Violet's eyes grow wide as ever as she crumples the flyer up, then squints her eyes. "...So that's double agent who you have on your side... isn't it?? Of course it is, look at him!" She stares at the picture of Luke Lethal. "Evil glare, menacing tattoos... cute eyes... Violet suddenly finds herself swooning, then shakes her head, as if to snap out of it. [color=blueviolet"Y-You're not getting to me... You will not be relinquishing what I've already started, General Mills..."[/color] She shuts her eyes, clenches her fists, and bows her head, only to raise it back up with a shout. "NOT IF I CAN HELP IT!!!" Just then, Violet's stomach begins to gurgle. "Oh. Wow, I'm hungry..."

She stands up and dusts herself off. "Let's look for a White Castle... Yeah, let's do that..." Violet rubs her hands together and leaves the alley. The wide-eyed little boy at the window, who saw the whole scene, watches her leave, gripping his teddy bear tightly as tears roll down his cheek.

END



Oh, P.S. Violet is insane albino
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PostSubject: Re: "No Female Championship!? Really? Really. Really!?"   Thu Oct 20, 2011 3:57 pm

affraid
Good work here..

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PostSubject: Re: "No Female Championship!? Really? Really. Really!?"   Thu Oct 20, 2011 5:13 pm

*Raises hand* What is General Mills?

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PostSubject: Re: "No Female Championship!? Really? Really. Really!?"   Thu Oct 20, 2011 5:35 pm

Anton Hinston wrote:
*Raises hand* What is General Mills?
It's a cereal company. I'm surprised you don't know them, but they might not have them in Denmark...
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PostSubject: Re: "No Female Championship!? Really? Really. Really!?"   Thu Oct 20, 2011 7:27 pm

That was Really good.

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PostSubject: Re: "No Female Championship!? Really? Really. Really!?"   Fri Oct 21, 2011 9:01 am

She's coming for ya, Luke!

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